Microsoft having now ended support for Windows XP, means that the vulnerable operating system is now defenceless against predatory malware and elderly users.
A WWF spokesman (after explaining once again he had nothing to do with Wrestling) said: “Operating systems need to be in the wild, living free, not just a CD-ROM or a stack of floppies in some museum and anyone with an old beige PC that still works must leave it undisturbed or face a heavy fine".
So, as a precaution, I've fenced off my dad’s computer, which takes at least 20 minutes to upload a Wikipedia page, and have handed its security to WWF officers armed with tranquilliser guns.
I've now got to try and explain to the old sage that 7 is better than 8 if you really want to look through a window but actually a piece of fruit is better still !!!
