Faulty Beer

I recon that hangovers can be blamed on beer that is somehow faulty or contaminated.

There’s so much that could go wrong that we should blame any after-effects of beer consumption on ‘dirty pipes’ or some other obscure fault as most of us are reluctant to accept that beer drinking almost inevitably leads to feeling dreadful; hence attributing the morning-after effects of alcohol consumption on your pint being somehow ‘bad’.

Frankly all pints are ‘bad’, but it’s the ‘bad’ ingredient than makes them ‘good’.

After drinking several pints of beer last night, I found my vision this morning blurry, thus delaying my departure from my bed by several hours, plus I had visible sweat patches on my forehead and a lingering sense of paranoia. Clearly this was all caused by the publican failing to correctly observe some aspect of beer maintenance, and now I think about it I probably had a dirty glass with bacteria in it. Or maybe I got the bottom of the barrel.

 There’s no way 9 pints of clean, pure beer would make me feel this bad.