It all started off so innocently….
We met up with some friends at the Hole in
The Wall Festival on Friday evening with the plan to enjoy the sunshine and
then chill around the fire pit enjoying the odd bevy or two and engage in witty
banter.
By 2am, the Bad Lady Wife and the Good Lady
Cindy having departed for bed the previous day, we had exhausted the supply of
defrosted cider. Yes, Dale had deliberately put them in the freezer he assured
me, “to keep them cool, can’t abide warm Cider”
Awaking to glorious sunshine again around
mid-morning, yawn, I had an unnerving recollection of a plan involving Dales
new Mini iPad that, not only has the “Hold the Button for as long as you can”
App,
but also the "Bin Collection Days for all Streets in the West Midlands” App, the “Food Hygiene Ratings for all Curry Houses
North of Watford” App and more excitingly the “Location of all the Pubs in the World
together with opening times and beer prices” App which we could use to
go for a bike ride on Monday. That is of course after he had collected his new Velocipede.
I also kind of remember his description of it as “a Viper Green Beast with 29
inch 'go-very-fast-wheels' and something like 48 different gear combinations”.
However, I thought no more of it and duly
re-commenced reducing the national surfeit of tinned alcohol whilst waiting for
the Bad Lady Wife to make my Bacon Butties. Once comfortably replete we
adjourned to the main Festival area and settled into the routine of
bar-chair-bar- wet head under tap- bar-toilet-bar whilst Blondie, then Bon Jovi
and finally The Rolling Stones tried their best to keep us from our competition
to get the most beer for the least money. (Dale triumphed on the single round
whilst I took the trophy for the greater number of bargain rounds).
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