The Mistmantle Chronicles

I've put a new bell on Miss Mantle, a big black one, its super loud which means I can go even faster & scare the bejezus out of anyone daft enough to be in front of us and I've downloaded the latest 'Fishcake Recipe' App, she's been serviced and is hot hot hot, so what do you think ?

Dale, what on earth are you babbling on about, who is Miss Mantle and what the feck has hot fishcakes got to do with anything ? 

Well, The Mistmantle Chronicles are a series of books by M. I. McAllister about anthropomorphic animals and feature the life of a pale, honey-coloured Eurasian red squirrel named Urchin, and the first book was "Urchin of the Riding Stars", "Riding Stars"... get it... and I thought the fishcake recipe might be useful ....and actually, by coincidence, Miss Mantle was my primary school teacher and she looked just like the Green Goddess and I fancied her something rotten when I was younger, I wonder what she's doing now !

.......So you up for it tomorrow or what ?

"Does it involve cycling uphill again" ?

NO, well not according to the new 'UK Immigration Statistic Maps' App that I've downloaded to my Mini iPad, but it's currently only showing Bradford, so I expect it'll update itself as we ride along. Anyway I'm not going to go mad, 'cos I did that today. And it'll have to be short one as I have shopping and housework to do in the afternoon, so I'll be round at yours at 9.00 in the morning, Bye ! 

Aaaargh !