Roy Hobbs, a Whovianist from Peterborough, said: "By my calculations the rogue Time Lord will succumb to the Master in 2016, the same year he faced the Judoons in episode D184. This cannot be."
The Doctor Who producer, Russell T Davies, has once again reminded the show's ardent fans that it is actually intended for children And said: "How's about this? I've just decided that The Doctor can fire Angel Delight from his fingertips and is sexually attracted to suspension bridges. How did I do that? Easy, we just make it up as we go along".
"If you watch any third-rate comedian, he will pretend to like Knight Rider and Bazooka Joe bubblegum before talking about watching Doctor Who from behind the sofa as a child. As… a… child."
Davies stressed he has little interest in Doctor Who mythology and said obsessive fans should instead try to pinpoint the moment when their lives veered horribly off track.
He added: "I'm sick of having to discuss Tardis engineering with people who smell like damp sandwiches. I'm more into designer glasses and phallic symbolism."
Davies admitted the latest series will upset fans further as the Doctor travels to 1978 New York to help the Village People write 'YMCA' while being played by an actor who looks like Noel Fielding drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch.
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