Friday, 8 November 2013

Off to the Conveniences




To avoid the problem of ‘splashback’ when having a pee in the standing position, especially after a few beers, I offer the following simple solution....

Wee in the sink.


As I see it, the standard toilet bowl is simply too far away from a Gentleman’s Tackle and mishaps are therefore inevitable. It’s got to be far more sensible for us men to go in the sink and since urine is sterile it’s not a hygiene issue so it’s got to be totally fine hasn’t it ?
In terms of convenience it’s brilliant because you don’t need to cross the room to wash your hands afterwards and it’s good for the environment too as it saves water, the hand wash becomes the flush, thus it’s a ‘Green’ way to pee, although if you are peeing green you should probably use the toilet. An added bonus is that lots of rooms, such as kitchens and hotel bedrooms, don’t have toilets but do have sinks. So, if your hotel room has a sink at the bottom of the bed you can even have a pee without getting up.

 “It’s all hypothetical of course; I’ve never done anything like that. Well….. maybe just a couple of times.”

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